i need an iv and a liver transplant
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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