Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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