Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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