Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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