Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
These tits shall not be calmed
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