He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
