The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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