Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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