I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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