I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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