How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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