Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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