But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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