I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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