Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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