just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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