Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Say something about gay babies.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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