Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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