the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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