I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I'm both gender and math confused
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