He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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