the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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