what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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