Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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