Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Are we still banned from the library?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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