I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Randomize
