Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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