David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
NoShamevember. You game?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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