I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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