: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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