Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Randomize
