are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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