It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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