I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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