woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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