ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Farmville is her only friend.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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