So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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