I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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