eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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