Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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