his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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