Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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