She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
If I die, sorry about rent.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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