Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize
