and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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