On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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