yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
She's the barista slut.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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