I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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