I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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