this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
