last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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