the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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