Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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